I'll pretend I remember what DAW means. Or that I ever knew in the first place. Ditto with 808-ish. And no, I "don't fear the reaper."
I'll give you this: you didn't try to modulate through all twelve keys, though for a tense few minutes there, I thought you might!
How old are the kids that this is for? Ever write original tunes for them? OK, I'll stop asking questions now. I'm just briefly enjoying a thread with no theology at stake. The absence of pressure, of intensity, is relaxing. Fun even.
Hey, I just had a thought (it happens sometimes); why not compose a sonic signature for this forum? Something as simple as the tones that Intel uses for "Intel Inside", or something as complex as an entire soundtrack going on the in the background -- a different one for the various types of threads. Maybe classical choral music for the theology threads, something else for sports or automotive. Why not, as long as those who didn't want to hear it had the option of turning it off? We could even solicit multiple entries and choose a winner. Like I said, just a thought....
It's a great life if you don't weaken.