Unless, you've been hiding in a cave with Osama Bin Laden, you've spent the last few days being assaulted on every side with the strange saga of "balloon boy." His parents claim that 6-year-old Falcon Heene snuck inside a flying-saucer-shaped balloon the family had made, and then accidentally floated away when the balloon was mistakenly released without being tethered to the ground. Three phone calls were made: one to the FAA, one to a TV station, and one to 9-1-1 -- in that order. Police were involved. Military aircraft were involve.d Denver's airport was briefly shut down, to keep aircraft out of the flight path of this balloon. The balloon sailed for 50 miles before coming down. No baby on board. People thought the worst; namely, that the child had fallen out at some point.
Turns out kid was hiding in the attic above the family garage. Story was he got scared when Dad yelled at him, so he hid. For six hours. Happy ending, right?
Far from being contrite, chastened, or embarrassed, the family spends the next day making the rounds of the TV shows, like Larry King Live, giving interviews. When asked why he hid, little Falcon says to his father, "You said it was for the show." Kid promptly gets sick. And gets sick at the stomach again, on a later interview when asked the same question. Parents seem oblivious to kid, and go on with interviews. Troubling background comes out: Dad has an apparent long history of being a publicity hound, who has twice tried to land his own reality TV show. Whole family once appeared on TV show "Wife Swap" (don't ask), where he apparently yelled all the time. Made people wonder if the kid would really have reacted to his father's yelling by hiding in the attic, when he was apparently quite used to that kind of behavior. My wife was skeptical from the get go. She prayed for the child when she first heard he was in the balloon, but felt in her spirit that her prayer went nowhere.
Two questions for this poll: First, in your opinion, was the balloon boy incident for real, or just a cynical hoax?
And either way, what is the moral of the story? Here are your choices:
1. The media is far more interested in following odd people (Octo-mom, Jon & Kate Plus 8, balloon boy) than hard news.
2. Some people will do anything for fifteen minutes of fame.
3. We all get the kind of media we are willing to settle for, and therefore deserve.
4. Singapore is on to something with their corporal punishment.
5. All of the above.
Commentary, anyone?
